“The Vdub hand signal is used represent Deutschland and the love for quality German engineering. It originated as a retaliation to ‘pimping’ your ride in the mid 2000′s and is now used by enthusiasts worldwide. Unpimp your ride because Vdub’s in da house!”
“This is currently the only known way to transport a kiss via teleportation (see “”wonkavision”"). The flatness of the hand below the lips works as a cross-ramp, so that the kiss will not fall victim to the ill effects of gravity. This makes it possible for the kiss to eventually reach the desired target.
It is typically used when two loved ones are physically distant but can still see each other, and would like to convey affection to one another. So next time that special someone blows you a kiss make sure you catch it, because you don’t want it falling into the wrong hands!”
“The classic librarian hand gesture. Whether reading to yourself, or reading a picture book to children, the one handed hold really clinches that librarian image. Although it cramps up your hand after a while…”
“When sitting in class, The Ostensible Listener allows the user to achieve an appearance of attentiveness. In reality, the user is really using his hands to rest his chin upon, so as not to fall asleep in said class.
I use this all the time; it works wonders. However, professors tend to assume that you are listening extremely hard; when in reality, you are hardly listening (if at all).”
“The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, U-God
Ghost Face Killer, the Method Man, Raekwon the Chef….When you’re in your friends basement and everyone starts calling each other Wu Tang member names, this gesture must be broken out.”